Heads ~ An adorable crochet hat from citefuzz 
Shoulders ~ Super cute applique shirts from Green Apple Boutique
Knees ~ Fantastic samurai pants from Boutique Mia
The Pros and Cons
As with any job, there are pros and cons to Motherhood. And with any luck, your list of pros outweighs your list of cons, which is how your children manage to live for another day.Surprisingly, being a stay-at-home-mom isn't all that different from my previous jobs in Corporate America; my boss is younger than me, knows more than I do and tends to make outrageous demands on my time. You want me to do your laundry, chauffeur you to preschool, pick up your room and make you lunch? All before noon? I nod and smile and hope that all of this leads to a promotion called Grandma, in about 20 years. This can also be secretly referred to as Payback and is high on the Pro List.
Play your cards right and you can parlay that promotion into Great Grandma and be the CEO and Monarch over all your subjects. You will be "The Godmother" and know all. Of course, we all know you hold this power now but you exercise it sparingly in order to give your kids a false sense of hope because it's more fun when you yank the rug out from under them later. This is also high on the Pro List.Unfortunately, your kids will eventually become teenagers and any way you spin it, this is a big Con. While they'll want to spend less time with you, be able to drive themselves around and hopefully start making their own money (yes all big Pros) they'll continue to mooch room and board, become experts of knowledge and cause you insomnia while you wait up all night for them to come home. *sigh* Con. But this is when the power of The Motherhood can be fun. The punishments are better at this age. TV? Gone. Cell phone? Disabled. Car? Hahahaha, yeah, that's mine and you can't drive it. Pro. Pro. Pro.
So this Mother's Day, I will personally revel in the fact that while my bosses may be big pains in my @$$ at times, they are still blissfully unaware of the power that Motherhood has given me. And I think I shall let them survive yet another day because the future could be fun and despite it all, I still inexplicably love them. But oh how the tables will turn. Mwahahahahaha....ha.
You Can't Scare Me tee from signaturetshirts
Originally posted 5/10/09 here
De-Junking in Practice!!!
Posted Saturday, June 06, 2009
Hi Diva's! After last weeks conversation about de-junking...the kids and I went into over drive boxing up clutter from our rooms. The result was a car load of junk that we took to a community yard sale today (that's why I'm late with the post - hee hee). The yard sale was LOADS of fun with my friends and kiddos - and I finally got some much needed sun!!!
At the end of the day - I had only sold 4 items so I packed my stuff back in the truck and me and Krystal went to goodwill and unloaded the ENTIRE left overs before we even went home. It was SO liberating it felt like a weight was being lifted from my chest...just to hand all my junk over to someone else and know i would never have to see it again - WHEW!
So we got back to the house - pulled on the swimsuits and headed to the pool. I felt totally free for the rest of the day - and the funny thing is - when we got back home I started noticing TONS of other things that I can totally live without - kind of like - once I got the first load out - and knew how good it felt - I realized the happy feeling the 'stuff' gives me compares in NO way to the AWESOME feeling getting rid of the 'stuff' does. SO! my new commitment is (like Supermom suggested) to keep a goodwill pile in the house and then EVERY Saturday I'm taking it to good will - I dont care if it is nothing more than a purse, sweater, or book.
Im super excited about my new de-junking journey and look forward to making my house look the way I want it to - once I get all the clutter out!
I would LOVE to hear any stories or suggestions! If you missed last week's conversation - read it here :)
Happy Weekend! XO
Friday Finds: EtsyKids Atlantic Northeast region
Posted Friday, June 05, 2009
Today's Friday Finds are based on one of our regions' team tag "EtsyKids Team ANE," which is the Atlantic Northeast region (New Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania).
3. Polka Dot Bloom Handmade Shirred Top 4T/5T by Uniquefavors
4. Butterfly Ponytail Scrunchie O's (Single) by Littlepagsboutique
5. Orange Green Yellow and White Loopy Bow by KatieBeanKids
Hope you have a great weekend! :-)
1. Knit Cup Cake Hat for Baby and Toddler by Onceuponahook
2. Green and Fabulous Waddle Ducky Plush Doll by Ecoleeko
3. Polka Dot Bloom Handmade Shirred Top 4T/5T by Uniquefavors
4. Butterfly Ponytail Scrunchie O's (Single) by Littlepagsboutique
5. Orange Green Yellow and White Loopy Bow by KatieBeanKids
Hope you have a great weekend! :-)
Etsy Kids Party!
Everyone loves a party so I thought I would put together some elements from an etsy kids party!
You need some food.... guests don't like to go home hungry!
Theses scrumptious delights are from Suite 106 Cupcakery - all of their cupcakes are beautifully hand crafted, made with all natural and organic ingredients. They have over 30 tantalizing cupcake flavors to satisfy any sweet tooth craving.
Next you need some party favours...my favourite comes from modern art stamps.
At modernartstamps you will find here unique art stamps that are all handmade, 100% original and are artisan made; they design the graphics and then are made in polymer rubber and glued to hand cut wood blocks.
Of course you need a special outfit for the guest of honour!
A tutu is always a hit, from the lovely I luv u tutu much where you can find quality custom made tutus. There are an abundance of Petal Filled Tutus, Ribbon Tutu Skirts,Beautiful Dresses,All Knotted up Skirts,Short and Sweet Tutus, Long and Luscious Tutu's, Custom Ordered Tutu's you way. Tutus can be made in several sizes ranging from Infant, Toddler, Teen and adult girls.
or say it loud and proud with a mama monkey shirt
Available in boy or girl colourways!
Mama Monkey's shop is filled with fun, functional onesies and t-shirts for monkeys and their mamas! All items are designed and hand-printed in the home studio, using only quality materials.
You need decorations to get everyone in a festive mood...
There is no better way to decorate - string up a re-usable banner from the polka dot tot spot, here you will find a great range to suit any colour theme! There are also great specials that are worth dropping by for.
But really when you get all the food, clothing, decorations and party favourites together there is really only one thing that the kids look forward to and that is the presents!
My favourite pick for a present is from elcu - handmade children's backpacks from the highest quality materials and carefully crafted to last. Contact them about custom orders and private parties.
enjoy!
Motherhood is a Condition
Posted Monday, June 01, 2009
No really, there are symptoms and everything!
Condition: Motherhood
Symptoms: sore throat, watery eyes, insomnia, shortness of breath, shortness of patience, mood swings and irritability. Symptoms can be mild to moderate and sometimes severe. Studies have shown a direct correlation with the temperament of the child. Mothers of multiple children may also suffer from insanity.
Root Cause: French kissing. For some reason, pregnancy and childbirth were the end results.
Prevention: The only surefire prevention is devotion to a nunnery but this video is also very effective...
Treatment: For those who have already succumbed to The Motherhood, early and aggressive treatment is key. You may find relief using some of these: personal time-outs, chocolate, screaming into a pillow and the occasional martini. Symptoms are likely to come and go with the passing of time, but rest assured, most symptoms will clear up all together in about 18 years.
Bottoms up!
Simplify!
...steps to simplify (click here) ...neat ideas that reading alone take me to a less frantic place! With orders to fill and graduations to attend, weddings to occur and babies to welcome, it seems like a busy busy time for so many! It sure is nice to step back for a minute and appreciate one's surroundings. Grab a ball and bat and step outside with your little ones or take a moment to sit on the floor to play puzzles a bit - golden moments indeed that will be treasured for a lifetime to come! Happy SIMPLE Sunday all!
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